What're you staring at?!?!

[soulswallo]

Oh.My.Gods. I have so much weirdness to talk about. So much.

First, we have this fish. We've had this fish for a while. Every day I look at this fish in his little fishy tank and I'm SURE that the damn thing is dead. Every day I've been proven wrong. Today, my sister tells me that she's pretty sure he's dead. She's so sure that she'd already told Hailey that he's dead. Of course, when I look in the tank for a final viewing, the damn fish swivels an eye toward me and smirks. IT WON'T DIE! Seriously, we've found it floating upside down at the top of the tank. We've found it floating upside down at the bottom of the tank. Sometimes it floats sideways. WHY WON'T IT DIE?!?! When you're a fish, floating upside down anywhere can't be a sign of healthiness. It can't be. At this point, I think that damn fish is going to outlive us all. Say whatever you will about the life expectancy of a fish, I think we found the one fish in all the world who happens to be immortal.

Seriously.

Second, I bought a nifty little double feature movie off Amazon the other day. Morons from Outer Space and Alien from LA. Don't judge me. So, I got the movie the other day and Cole and I were just a little excited (DON'T JUDGE ME!) about throwing it in to wrap presents to. Except (and it's a big EXCEPT!), there are episodes of The Waltons on it instead of my horribly bad movies! What.The.Fuck. I wanted a bad Kathy Ireland movie (and that other one), not The Waltons. I just ... no. Let me just say there were several moments of confusion between Cole and I. Because, no.

Seriously.

You know, that's enough randomosity for one day.

Comments

[townbros.livejournal.com]

Heh, I thought the movie choices were cool until you said to not judge you. Now I have this overwhelming desire to judge you for no reason and say "What were you thinking? ¬¬ "

[soulswallo.livejournal.com]

See, I'm just so used to people mocking my movie choices that I throw in those preemptive strikes. I actually LOVE the movies I watch. I love how bad they are. I love mocking them. I just love them.

[townbros.livejournal.com]

I don't mock people's choices in movies based on the "glass houses" theory. I have a rather mockable DVD collection ... don't judge me ¬¬ ... that includes Spice World and the original Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie.

[soulswallo.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't have Spice World, but I also own the Buffy movie. In fact, I can say that I saw it in the theater. :) Can you top Cannibal Women and the Avocado Jungle of Death? Because I own that one also.

[townbros.livejournal.com]

Oh, I used to have the movie poster for the original Buffy movie on my dorm walls. I totally fell in love with the WB network for making a TV series out of it and WOW .. what an amazing TV series it was.
lol ... Cannibal Women and Avocado Jungle of Death? Haven't even heard of them. Going to have to do some googling on this ...

Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death (1989)

Tagline:
These women are serious about their taste in men!
Plot Summary:
The government hires a feminist at the local university to track down the Piranha Women living in the...

And Bill Maher is in it too? O.O
Think I might have to look for that one just to say I saw it. :P
But I never heard of that movie.

[soulswallo.livejournal.com]

Bill Maher, Adrienne Barbeau, Shannon Tweed (porn stars are FUNNY!) ... it's comedy GOLD! You should really watch it. Just for the experience. *nods*

[bangaboomerang.livejournal.com]

Another My Name Is Earl reference...you sure you don't watch? :)

man, the Waltons? I'm sorry!!

[soulswallo.livejournal.com]

I don't watch. I'm sorry.
Yeah, the Waltons. Not amused. But Amazon has already shipped me another copy. Yay for that!

[bangaboomerang.livejournal.com]

hehe I just think it's funny that you keep inadvertantly referencing a TV show you don't watch hahah Kel, you're just. that. good.

[soulswallo.livejournal.com]

Ha! Okay. So how did I reference it? Was it the fish? You've made me curious now.

[bangaboomerang.livejournal.com]

"Don't judge me."

Joy's mother said that repeatedly in one episode.

[soulswallo.livejournal.com]

Ahhhhh. Now I understand!

[oddmonster.livejournal.com]

Seriously, a friend of mine in Oregon had a fish who lived upside down for something like six years. Six years. Upside down the whole time. It had something to do with the placement of his air bladder.

Six years upside down, man. Just imagine.

[soulswallo.livejournal.com]

I can't imagine living one day upside down. Much less SIX YEARS! That's just crazy.

I do wish the damn fish would die already. I feel a little bad thinking that, but it seems so grossly sick it just needs to let go.

[iron-knife.livejournal.com]

goodnight kelly. goodnight cole. goodnight heather. goodnight hailey. goodnight ma. goodnight jon-boy.

and i can't really comment on the other thing. it's sunday, i don't work on weekends. (some might even say i don't really work on weekdays. zing!)

[soulswallo.livejournal.com]

Oooh! Double zing! Good one!
I was not pleased with the Waltons mix up. Not pleased.