Curses! Foiled again!

[soulswallo]

Dammit! My plan to watch Veronica Mars has been foiled by my old DVD player (which I gave to my mom a while back because it pulls shit like this without warning!). It simply refuses to play certain discs. Without rhyme or reason.
DVD player - "Oh, I'll play disc 3 for you, Kel. But don't even think about putting in the 4th."
me (whining very unbecomingly) - "But I wanna watch disc 4!"
DVD player - "Life's tough. Suck it up. I'm in charge. No disc 4."
me - "Fucker."
DVD player - "You kiss your mother with that mouth?"
me - "No."
DVD player - "Good. And I'm still not playing that disc."
me - "This is why I got rid of you, you know! It's because you suck! You suck! I'm going to my room. That DVD player is good! It wasn't spawned in the fiery pits of HELL!"
DVD player - "Whatever."
me - "Arggggh!"
In conclusion, I'll be sequestered in my room for the rest of the day (until I have to pick up Cole from school) watching VM.

Take that, evil DVD player.

Comments

[ebarnon.livejournal.com]

yo, check it. so this is part of some talk back post kevin smith did recently:

Kevin Smith, most over-rated man on earth...
by LeiaDown&FuckHer
Even more so than Bruce Campbell at this point.

Whoa, bro - that takes guts. You fuck with Campbell, and folks on the ‘net will show up at your house, for reals, and beat the shit out of you. Say what you will about me, but for your own safety, and the safety of those you love, rescind that Campbell comment. Quick.


doood! smith digs veronica mars AND bruce campbell! that's pretty cool.

[kimbrchick.livejournal.com]

You crack me up Kel.

I have DVD issuses sometimes too but mine is in the TV/DVD combo that we have in the bedroom. If you just turn on the tv and put in a disk it won't work. It doesn't matter what disk. The only way it will work is if I let it warm up for a while.

[jenahville.livejournal.com]

So really - your plan wasn't foiled completely. You just had to change locations!

[malkovich03.livejournal.com]

i'd tell that dvd player to fuck off and get your mom a new one for christmas. the little no name ones are pretty cheap now.