Why is it that on the days when I write and write and write the damn "database is temporarily unavailable"? Suck! And I'm not really in the mood to type it all again.
(shrug) it could be worse, you could be sitting on the motherfucking floor wondering why your computer has frozen up then notice your right leg is pushing down the 'enter' key.
repeat after me, "new year's resolutions are for chumps."
1. Da Bomb A really stupid way of saying something's awesome...I mean how old is it now?? Dude: Wooow! That wuz da bomb! Guy: Dude, thats old...shut up.
3. shizzle Word most often abused horribly by inexperienced suburban white douche-bags who wish to give themselves some falsified counterfeit form of street-cred. Also used by the oreo cookies who stoop low enough to keep the company of these pathetic weasels. "Say, Toby, would you like to purchase that new funky fresh cd by Ruben Stoddard?" "Why sure, Justin, fo' shizzle my nizzle"
7. wigger wigger-(n.) one who suffers from "ghettoitis", a disease that occurs mostly in caucasion high school/ college aged males (mostly from rich, white families and suburban homes having 2 or more expensive sports cars or SUVs), causing them to believe that they are african-american and from "the hood", and they they are "missundastood" and will "bust a cap in yo ass" if you "be playa hatin'", they feel driven to listen to rap music as an attempt to blend in with african-american society, sometimes even listening to other sufferers of ghettoitis (ex. eminem, vanilla ice) to feel an even stronger sense of belonging. there is no cure for this illness but it has many side effexts, such as tripping over ridiculously large pants and boots, wearing funny hats, and speaking ebonics, as well as annoying all of those around them. -"fuck you wigger" -"yo step off son get out of ma grill i'm'a bust a cap in yo ass fool dont make me get ma dawgs on yo ass, its about to get bloody in in here, i'll get ma shawty to sit on yo ass with her ghettttto bootay!" -"yo dawg y u frontin?"
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repeat after me, "new year's resolutions are for chumps."
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Can be used in place of "really?" or "you fa-serious?"
person #1: Yo Shawty, the po-po's just took Lil D up to da cell!
person #2: WORD?
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A really stupid way of saying something's awesome...I mean how old is it now??
Dude: Wooow! That wuz da bomb!
Guy: Dude, thats old...shut up.
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Word most often abused horribly by inexperienced suburban white douche-bags who wish to give themselves some falsified counterfeit form of street-cred. Also used by the oreo cookies who stoop low enough to keep the company of these pathetic weasels.
"Say, Toby, would you like to purchase that new funky fresh cd by Ruben Stoddard?"
"Why sure, Justin, fo' shizzle my nizzle"
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wigger-(n.) one who suffers from "ghettoitis", a disease that occurs mostly in caucasion high school/ college aged males (mostly from rich, white families and suburban homes having 2 or more expensive sports cars or SUVs), causing them to believe that they are african-american and from "the hood", and they they are "missundastood" and will "bust a cap in yo ass" if you "be playa hatin'", they feel driven to listen to rap music as an attempt to blend in with african-american society, sometimes even listening to other sufferers of ghettoitis (ex. eminem, vanilla ice) to feel an even stronger sense of belonging. there is no cure for this illness but it has many side effexts, such as tripping over ridiculously large pants and boots, wearing funny hats, and speaking ebonics, as well as annoying all of those around them.
-"fuck you wigger"
-"yo step off son get out of ma grill i'm'a bust a cap in yo ass fool dont make me get ma dawgs on yo ass, its about to get bloody in in here, i'll get ma shawty to sit on yo ass with her ghettttto bootay!"
-"yo dawg y u frontin?"