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Before I forget and because I haven't missed it yet (let me think, it's 8 here and Texas is two hours ahead so I'm still in the game no matter how you look at it) ... Happy Birthday slayerjenn!

I have an amusing tuna story to tell ...
I like tuna sandwiches. There was a time (back in my youth, oh so long ago) when I wouldn't admit that for anything. I don't really know why. I just didn't think it was cool to like tuna sandwiches. I was stupid and young. Anyway. I'm over that now and can totally walk into Togos and be all, "Bitches! Small tuna on rustic white, swiss, light on the mayo!" I'm all over that! The point in all this is that at some point in the past my mom had bought two different brands of tuna - Chicken of the Sea and the Costco brand. I like one and am not so keen on the other. Except that I can't remember which is which. So, after Cole's swim lessons I found that I was very hungry and didn't want to actually cook anything (those snorts of derision were jenahna, ebarnon and malkovich03 who have all had the misfortune of either seeing me cook or actually eating what I've cooked) ... (Oh, and nobody had better bring up the pizza being cooked with the cardboard still attached to it incident!) ... (Yes, it really happened. I have no pride.) and so decided to make a tuna sandwich. Cut to 5 minutes later where I'm staring at the two brands of tuna and mentally going over which one I like. I never did remember and wound up eating the Costco brand. It wasn't a great sandwich but I think that was more because of the lack of pickle relish than anything else.

Okay. Onto movies. I watched Collateral last night. The ending sucked. It was cool up until the characterizations fell apart and the plot was totally not resolved. Let's see ... All the law enforcement officers thought that Max (the cabbie) was Vincent (the killer) except the one police officer who died. This was never addressed. After killing Vincent, Max and Annie (the District Attorney!) walked away from the crime scene without notifying the police or anything. Geez, let's keep this body that's been riddled with bullets sitting in the middle of this train car and see how many people we can totally mess up and how many children will need therapy after sitting next to it. Yeah, brilliant. At least call the cops and wait around until they show up and maybe that'll convince them that you're not really the killer and that police officer who you left handcuffed to your cab after he found the dead body in your trunk won't see you rotting in hell for being a very, very bad man. You know, I lost my train of thought on that last sentence and I don't care enough to go back and make it coherent.

I'm done!

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lol.