I have a ridiculously tiny word count today so I'm not even going to bother putting it up. It's okay, though, guys, because I have something even better than sexy, sweaty werewolves! A story about Cole! Well, it's not actually about Cole but it did happen in his vicinity and part of it came from his big melon. So...
Out of the blue (probably not really out of the blue since I was off in my own little world and had no idea what was going on around me at the time), Cole tells me that Justin Bieber is never again to be mentioned in our house. Up until this point I was completely unaware that the little boytoy had been mentioned at all, but whatever. So our conversation went something like this...
Me-Okay. How badly do you not like him?
Cole-Pretty badly.
Me-Which one would you rather do- watch Justin Bieber on TV or Twilight?
Cole-*thinking hard*
Me-*I love asking the tough questions*
Cole-I would rather watch Twilight.
Me-REALLY? I NEVER THOUGHT I'D HEAR YOU SAY THAT!
Cole-Uggh.
Me-What if Justin Bieber was in Twilight?
Cole-What?
Me-Yeah. It would be sparkly vampires and Justin Bieber as himself! OMG! I think I just hit on THE NEXT BIG THING!
Cole-I can't talk to you when you're weird like this.
Me-THIS IS THE BEST IDEA EVER! I AM BRILLIANT!
Cole-*walks away*
The only downside to that idea is that all the screaming tweens who love Justin Bieber are already die-hard Twilight fans. Maybe this isn't the best idea ever. Hmm. I'll need to give this some more thought.
And that was the highlight of my day.
That and gallons of iced coffee.
Yes!
Later.
Out of the blue (probably not really out of the blue since I was off in my own little world and had no idea what was going on around me at the time), Cole tells me that Justin Bieber is never again to be mentioned in our house. Up until this point I was completely unaware that the little boytoy had been mentioned at all, but whatever. So our conversation went something like this...
Me-Okay. How badly do you not like him?
Cole-Pretty badly.
Me-Which one would you rather do- watch Justin Bieber on TV or Twilight?
Cole-*thinking hard*
Me-*I love asking the tough questions*
Cole-I would rather watch Twilight.
Me-REALLY? I NEVER THOUGHT I'D HEAR YOU SAY THAT!
Cole-Uggh.
Me-What if Justin Bieber was in Twilight?
Cole-What?
Me-Yeah. It would be sparkly vampires and Justin Bieber as himself! OMG! I think I just hit on THE NEXT BIG THING!
Cole-I can't talk to you when you're weird like this.
Me-THIS IS THE BEST IDEA EVER! I AM BRILLIANT!
Cole-*walks away*
The only downside to that idea is that all the screaming tweens who love Justin Bieber are already die-hard Twilight fans. Maybe this isn't the best idea ever. Hmm. I'll need to give this some more thought.
And that was the highlight of my day.
That and gallons of iced coffee.
Yes!
Later.
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