Seriously, where did this come from?

[soulswallo]

I had the most hysterical conversation with one of my coworkers yesterday. Actually, I didn't participate in the conversation because I was laughing WAY TOO HARD. There were tears. It went something like this ...

coworker - "If Superman were gay he'd totally be into Neo."
other coworker - "Neo from the Matrix?"
coworker - "Yeah! Superman would be all 'let me take you flying' and Neo would be all 'I can totally fly myself'. And then they'd fly around holding hands."
me - "bwhahahahahaha"
coworker - "And Neo could totally get all up into Superman, if you know what I mean. He'd be all *imitates scene where Neo flies into Agent Smith at the end of the Matrix and Smith gets all jiggy* and Superman would like it."
me - "Oh.My.God. I can't breathe!"
coworker - "And then he'd tell Superman to bend over and ..."
me - "Stop! I'm hyperventilating!"

In conclusion, if you ever need to go to a bank, go at 5:30 at night on Monday, February 5th because my branch has the BEST CONVERSATIONS IN THE WHOLE WORLD! Of course, not all branches will be as fun. I can honestly say that. Not all branches are as randomly fun as mine is. Also, who has entire conversations detailed out in their head about who Superman would go gay with?

Seriously.

That is all.

Comments

[jenahville.livejournal.com]

What about Superman and Six? 'Cuz seriously I think she could totally take him.

[soulswallo.livejournal.com]

I'll have to give that some thought.