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Oh.My.Gods. I have so much weirdness to talk about. So much.
First, we have this fish. We've had this fish for a while. Every day I look at this fish in his little fishy tank and I'm SURE that the damn thing is dead. Every day I've been proven wrong. Today, my sister tells me that she's pretty sure he's dead. She's so sure that she'd already told Hailey that he's dead. Of course, when I look in the tank for a final viewing, the damn fish swivels an eye toward me and smirks. IT WON'T DIE! Seriously, we've found it floating upside down at the top of the tank. We've found it floating upside down at the bottom of the tank. Sometimes it floats sideways. WHY WON'T IT DIE?!?! When you're a fish, floating upside down anywhere can't be a sign of healthiness. It can't be. At this point, I think that damn fish is going to outlive us all. Say whatever you will about the life expectancy of a fish, I think we found the one fish in all the world who happens to be immortal.
Seriously.
Second, I bought a nifty little double feature movie off Amazon the other day. Morons from Outer Space and Alien from LA. Don't judge me. So, I got the movie the other day and Cole and I were just a little excited (DON'T JUDGE ME!) about throwing it in to wrap presents to. Except (and it's a big EXCEPT!), there are episodes of The Waltons on it instead of my horribly bad movies! What.The.Fuck. I wanted a bad Kathy Ireland movie (and that other one), not The Waltons. I just ... no. Let me just say there were several moments of confusion between Cole and I. Because, no.
Seriously.
You know, that's enough randomosity for one day.
First, we have this fish. We've had this fish for a while. Every day I look at this fish in his little fishy tank and I'm SURE that the damn thing is dead. Every day I've been proven wrong. Today, my sister tells me that she's pretty sure he's dead. She's so sure that she'd already told Hailey that he's dead. Of course, when I look in the tank for a final viewing, the damn fish swivels an eye toward me and smirks. IT WON'T DIE! Seriously, we've found it floating upside down at the top of the tank. We've found it floating upside down at the bottom of the tank. Sometimes it floats sideways. WHY WON'T IT DIE?!?! When you're a fish, floating upside down anywhere can't be a sign of healthiness. It can't be. At this point, I think that damn fish is going to outlive us all. Say whatever you will about the life expectancy of a fish, I think we found the one fish in all the world who happens to be immortal.
Seriously.
Second, I bought a nifty little double feature movie off Amazon the other day. Morons from Outer Space and Alien from LA. Don't judge me. So, I got the movie the other day and Cole and I were just a little excited (DON'T JUDGE ME!) about throwing it in to wrap presents to. Except (and it's a big EXCEPT!), there are episodes of The Waltons on it instead of my horribly bad movies! What.The.Fuck. I wanted a bad Kathy Ireland movie (and that other one), not The Waltons. I just ... no. Let me just say there were several moments of confusion between Cole and I. Because, no.
Seriously.
You know, that's enough randomosity for one day.
