Ballad of the unknown

This will probably be short. Maybe. I think.
I watched Charlie and the Chocolate Factory the other night. I know that some people didn't like it, but I thought it was lovely. The acting, the sets, the weirdness ... I enjoyed it all.
I watched The Island last night. I really enjoyed it. I just have one little question ( possibly spoilery, maybe )

Okay, time to work.

Newt. My name's Newt.

Oh.my.gods. I'm bored. Seriously, you can only obsessively refresh your flist so many times before you begin drooling and giggling like an idiot.
Feel free to spam me. I'm ready and willing. Or something.