Heh!

Is it wrong that I'm filled with a giddy sort of glee when the traffic report comes on the radio in the morning and I hear about all those accidents out there? Is it even more wrong that my response when listening is "Ha! Glad I'm not there!"?

Yes, I'm a twisted individual.

I resolve to ... what?

In the year 2006 I resolve to: Get the chick next door pregnant. Get your resolution here

Ummm... I'm not quite sure what to think about this.