Okay.
tinamishi nearly made me pee my pants with laughter at her over-the-top love for me. And just out of curiosity, is there really any inappropriate fondling between friends? Ha! On top of that, since Christie's now officially my bitch I'm going to move in with her and let her support me. It solves my work hatred problem and makes me meet new people. That's a good thing. Christie, your kids will love me. I completely lack the moral button that tells me which movies are or are not appropriate for children to watch. I'll be all, "C'mon! Let's go watch a terribly scary movie that will give you nightmares for months!" And the kids will be, "Gosh, Kelly, we love you!" And I'll be all, "Yeah, I am pretty cool." And Cole will be all, "My mom's the best!" Hee.
Crap. I have to work now.
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Crap. I have to work now.