Letters to famous people!

[soulswallo]

Since I had such a fun time with my letter to Matt Damon ...

Dear Michael Shanks,
I'd like to thank you for choosing to take a role in Stargate SG-1. I think you're super cool. Some people may disagree with me, but I think you're even better than James Spader. What's it like working with Richard Dean Anderson? He seems like a pretty funny guy. Or, maybe the writers just like him and give him all the good lines.

Do you ever wish you could score with some of the hot alien chicks? I know that the writers saddled you with a wife for the first couple of seasons, but it seems to me like you got a little action even then. Not lately, though. Of course, I'm only up to season 4, so maybe that changes. Still, when Vanessa Angel was guest starring did you lobby the writers to hook the two of you up?

I've had a lot of coffee today. See, I decided to try something different at Starbucks. Instead of a grande carmel frappuccino (no whip) I got a grande cafe vanilla frappuccino (no whip). I know. Crazy. Still, it was quite delicious and I will be getting it again. But not today. Do you like Starbucks? Since you can find those stupid things everywhere, I find myself drinking them all the time. Dammit.

Hey, do you know Karl Urban? He's pretty. Maybe the two of you can come over to my house for dinner.

Thanks for everything,
Kel

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

ahah wow. yes, these are some very important questions that MUST be known. hey maybe you can ask him yourself when you win the "be a stargate extra" contest? and could you just record his answers, i'm real interested in his responses.
but i do have one question, if you get the chance. i wanna know how painful it is for them to walk through a stargate. physical pain? or more like erotic pain? yes i wanna know.

[soulswallo.livejournal.com]

I'll be sure to ask him.

me - Hey! Michael Shanks!
Shanks - Yeah?
me - Wow! You're even hotter in person than you are on the screen!
Shanks - Umm ... security!
me - Crap.

That's pretty much how I think it'll happen.

[(Anonymous)]

amanda tapping's most memorable role? ready for this? "booty call".

[soulswallo.livejournal.com]

See, now that's just wrong.

[(Anonymous)]

dear michael shanks,

i don't know who the hell you are. i have only seen one picture of you. and kelly said that picture wasn't very good. but every time i try to picture you in my head all i see is eric's impression of you. you know, the one where he tries to pout his lips. so could you please date j.lo or something so i can see pictures of you in people magazine? or at least take better pictures for the covers of the stargate dvd's?

thank you,
malkovich

[soulswallo.livejournal.com]

Dear Malkovich,
Maybe, instead of expecting me to date J.Lo you could just borrow Kel's copy of Stargate(s) and see me there. I am pretty cute. :)

Also, Kel wanted me to tell you that she's hellaciously bored at work right now ad she wants you to come work at her branch. What do you say? It could be a party!

Oh, and could you get a Livejournal? Please?
Yours Truly,
Michael Shanks

[(Anonymous)]

dear mikey,

may i call you mikey? shanks. i think instead of watching stargate, i'd rather see you date j.lo. mainly cause i don't have an interest in watching stargate, but i do have an interest in looking at pictures. maybe it's because i've been out of school for too long.

and as far as the live journal goes, i'm thinking about it.

sincerely,
malkovich

[soulswallo.livejournal.com]

No, you may not call me Mikey. Shanks will do just fine. I'm really good in Stargate. You should watch me.

Livejournal! STAT!

Your friend,
Shanks