listen short-round, i think i would've suggested for that burning some sort of salve. or suppository. but i guess your cream, hot candle wax, nipple clamp idea would also work.

speaking of...well i don't know what, i was watching stern the other night and they had this skanky chick in that wanted to be in porn. and they were asking her how far she would go, 'would you do a horse?' she said yes. 'would you do a dog?' yes, she said. then 'would you do a black guy?' she said no way. so they kept saying 'you would rather do a horse than a black guy?' and then 'well what if it was a black horse?' if you're curious, she had to think about that one.

i'm not sure what this has to do with your burning ass workings, but there you go! ahahahaha!