No animals were harmed ...

I've been getting insane amounts of spam email lately. Insane amounts. It's very exciting, actually. I think I've won the UK lottery 15 times in the past two days. I also have about 1000 messages at a singles site and I can get breast enhancements, viagra and penis enlargement meds WHENEVER I WANT! Jackpot, guys. Jackpot!

I am a little confused about how I'm going to order new breasts over the internet, but I've decided to just go with it. In related news, my boobs are big enough. Seriously. I don't want them any bigger. I'd probably hurt someone.

Try and top that, people. Just try.

In work-type stuff, I got to walk an apartment today. One where the person had moved out. It was... weird. I had to be all critical about how well they had cleaned it and whether there was any damage. I don't know if that's going to be my favorite part of my new job. Come to think of it, spending several uninterrupted hours reading while getting paid to do so is my favorite thing about this job. Lol! The boss-lady needs to give me more things to do.

Book stuff:
Book #75 - Caressed by Ice (Psy-Changeling #3) by Nalini Singh - The series just keeps getting better. More action! More excitement! More lovin'!
Book #76 - The Unfinished Song: Initiate by Tara Maya - I had a hard time writing this review because I really didn't want to give away the cliff hanger and that was the part that totally stuck in my head.
Teaser Tuesday (02/15/11) - Psy-Changelings! Vampires! More vampires! Boo-yah, baby. Boo-fucking-yah.

Okay. I'm done.
Later.