The long story about the intimidating banana.

I walked in on a conversation between co-workers the other day. I'm almost tempted to try to repeat it, but I know I won't be able to do it justice. Instead, I shall paraphrase ... One of the guys was talking about how so-and-so was eating a banana the other day and it wasn't just a banana - It was an intimidating banana. This sent me into gales of nearly hysterical laughter as I imagined said co-worker cowering away from the banana and shrieking about how he just couldn't compare. Oh, the power of phallic images! *snort* Geez! It's still funny.

Anyway. Cole decided that he wanted to spend the night at his dad's tonight because I have to work tomorrow and he'd still have to get up early but if he's at his dad's he can both stay up late and sleep in late. It made sense at one point. I just think I've lost the connection between this world and the next.

Dude. I totally can't spell today. Yikes.

Ooh! A new Victoria's Secret catalogue. This would be more exciting if I didn't get a new one every other day. Seriously. I'm nearly on unmentionables overload. Nearly.

I'm out.