I win at life ... or something.

I honestly thought about blowing off journalling today, but then I thought ... that's not a good way to start a shiny new month. One wherein I will be on vacation in 2 1/2 weeks. For two whole weeks. *cuddles everyone who gets too close* I am overjoyed with my vacation. I'm not sure yet if I'm going to get the hell out of Dodge for a few days or just be my usual slug-like self and sit around all day drooling into my pillow.

Now I get to tell a "Kelly is occasionally very stoooopid at work" story - In early January I was instructed to go through the phone lines that that branch is being billed for and cancel all those that were set up as voicemail lines for former employees. You might think this would be a no brainer. Somehow, I managed to cancel the phone line that our cash advance machine runs off of, completely kill one of our Mortgage Rep's DSL lines and I'm pretty sure that the reason the customer service phone is no longer working is because of me. Oops. How humbling is it to have to call the tech people and explain why you need to have a line reinstalled? Very. Very, very humbling. On top of that, I somehow pulled the belts off part of one of our ATM machines and had to call a technician out for that. I would like to take this time to point out that I can usually fix just about anything at the branch. So, what the fuck's wrong with me lately?

Gah. Vacation in two and a half weeks. It can't come soon enough. Seriously.