Weirdness ... yes, really.
1. I finished season 2 of The X-Files last night. Fuuuuuck, what an awesome season. The way they were able to blend the mythology of the show with the general monster-of-the-week storyline was great. "Mulder, these kids have been injected with Purity Control." Purity Control! Well, bring that shit on! I'm still waiting for that moment when Skinner becomes uber-cool. He had a moment of coolness at the beginning of the season when he was all, "Bitches! I'm re-opening the X-Files." Oh, yeah! Still, he's not quite at the level of coolness that screams at me to love him. I mean, he has to answer to the Cancer Man (that black-lunged son of a bitch!) and answering to the Cancer Man never ends well. Just ask Krycek. Yet season 3 is calling to me ... calling ... calling.
2. I was screamed at this morning by some old guy who claimed that I was the reason his account was overdrawn. Yeah, I'm the one who forced you to keep using that debit card. I'm the one who didn't keep track of your balance. I'm the one who allowed your account to stay overdrawn for 20 days. Kiss my ass, sucker! And, no, I won't be releasing that hold after you yell at me. Or reversing those fees. Yep, I'm a bitch.
3. My branch made it's quarterly goal today. With one day to spare in the quarter! Whew! That means that my manager will be in a good mood tomorrow. Whoo-hoo! It also means that my bonus will be bigger. Yes.
4. It's hot and I want ice cream. Yummy.
That is all.
1. I finished season 2 of The X-Files last night. Fuuuuuck, what an awesome season. The way they were able to blend the mythology of the show with the general monster-of-the-week storyline was great. "Mulder, these kids have been injected with Purity Control." Purity Control! Well, bring that shit on! I'm still waiting for that moment when Skinner becomes uber-cool. He had a moment of coolness at the beginning of the season when he was all, "Bitches! I'm re-opening the X-Files." Oh, yeah! Still, he's not quite at the level of coolness that screams at me to love him. I mean, he has to answer to the Cancer Man (that black-lunged son of a bitch!) and answering to the Cancer Man never ends well. Just ask Krycek. Yet season 3 is calling to me ... calling ... calling.
2. I was screamed at this morning by some old guy who claimed that I was the reason his account was overdrawn. Yeah, I'm the one who forced you to keep using that debit card. I'm the one who didn't keep track of your balance. I'm the one who allowed your account to stay overdrawn for 20 days. Kiss my ass, sucker! And, no, I won't be releasing that hold after you yell at me. Or reversing those fees. Yep, I'm a bitch.
3. My branch made it's quarterly goal today. With one day to spare in the quarter! Whew! That means that my manager will be in a good mood tomorrow. Whoo-hoo! It also means that my bonus will be bigger. Yes.
4. It's hot and I want ice cream. Yummy.
That is all.
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