One of you is gonna fall and die and I'm not cleaning it up.

Geez. It's Friday night and I have no movies lined up to watch. Actually I have about a million and two episodes of various TV shows, but no actual movies. Although a certain ebarnon might disagree with that last half of the last statement. "But, Kel," he'll say, "what about Team America? Napoleon Dynamite? And various other movies that are languishing in the special not-yet-watched place in your closet?" Well, there are no movies that I'm longing to watch. Nothing's reaching out and grabbing me. Which is really fortunate because that would be creepy. I'm still stuck on the X-men movies. What's that about anyway? Oh, yeah. Logan's belt buckle.

Oh ... and just for the record ... Jessica Alba is one girl that I'd totally go gay for. I'm just saying.

Did anybody know that it was Jewel Staite's birthday yesterday? She's 23. Yikes, I feel old.

And that's it.