In which the merits of peanut butter are discussed in detail.

I'm am sooooo hungry right now. I'm almost ready to gnaw off my arm. But I won't. Anyway. I made myself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch. My plan was to take it upstairs and pop it into our toaster oven and have myself a nice, warm, yummy, toasted sandwich. However, I think the peanut butter will melt into a gooey mess. I can't eat gooey messes. Well, I can. I just make a big mess. So, I'm sitting here eating my un-toated sandwich. And it's very good.

Wow. 2 hours later and I still haven't finished this. Maybe that's a sign. I should stop now.