Higher math or something

Ack! I wasn't going to post tonight. Mostly because I just got back from the branch Christmas party (so very superior to the Region Christmas Party, thankyouverymuch) and I'm a little tired and I smell like Italian food. Not that the last has anything to do with posting, but I just wanted to get it out there. Then like a bolt out of the blue it hit me ... I haven't been online at all today! Ye Gods! Not at all? I quickly did my calculations (add the hour it took me to drop off gifts for the Giving Tree with the three hours it took me to browbeat people into finishing up there online certifications, subtract the extra fifteen minutes I took on my lunch and the 35 minutes I spent on the phone with malkovich03) and was dismayed to find that it was all TRUE! I hadn't been online today. So, here I am. Checking my email. Checking my friends. Wondering why I'm not tired yet.

And since I'm not tired, I think I'll go write some more of my story.
Bye!