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Dear Karl Urban,
You're the hottest thing that ever graced The Chronicles of Riddick. I really wish you'd return my calls. I'm not a stalker. I swear. Although, one would think I am seeing as how I'm obsessing over how to have a Urban-a-thon. On the other hand, I often have movie star-a-thons. They're fun.
By the way, I didn't know you were in Ghost Ship! I sold that movie back, you know. Now I have to buy it again in order to have a truly spectacular Urban-a-thon. I already have both LotR movies that you're in. I'm sure I'll buy Bourne Supremacy when it comes out. Wow, just thinking about all that Karl Urban in one place is making me giddy.
Well, I don't know if you know who Michael Shanks is, but you should watch him in Stargate SG-1. He's amazing. Especially in season 3-ish when he cut his hair. I watched an episode last night where he was kinda dirty and sweaty and he was ... yum. I'm not sure if he was as yummy as you were in Bourne, but he's still pretty delicious looking.
Out of curiosity, was it hard paying 4 or 5 different roles on Xena? I personally think it would be, but you seemed to be having a good time so maybe it isn't. I really liked you as Caeser (Ceasar? How the fuck do you spell that anyway?). That little smirk you have. Scoring with Xena. You were hot!
I should probably start working now. Ever since the audit work's been so boring. I have nothing to channel all my energy into. Hmm ... do you think that if I lay off the Starbucks frappuccinos I'd be wound a little less tightly? It's something to think about. Anyway. I've been creating stupid little projects for myself ... for example: organizing our safe deposit box keys by size, figuring out how many more personal days everybody in our branch has left for the year, winning trips to Lake Tahoe. It's a tough life I lead. Oh, I'm also very proud of how well the branch is doing this quarter. Go, Team Kel!
I really should work.
Thanks for listening. (Or as I sometimes like to say, "Shanks for listening!")
Kel
You're the hottest thing that ever graced The Chronicles of Riddick. I really wish you'd return my calls. I'm not a stalker. I swear. Although, one would think I am seeing as how I'm obsessing over how to have a Urban-a-thon. On the other hand, I often have movie star-a-thons. They're fun.
By the way, I didn't know you were in Ghost Ship! I sold that movie back, you know. Now I have to buy it again in order to have a truly spectacular Urban-a-thon. I already have both LotR movies that you're in. I'm sure I'll buy Bourne Supremacy when it comes out. Wow, just thinking about all that Karl Urban in one place is making me giddy.
Well, I don't know if you know who Michael Shanks is, but you should watch him in Stargate SG-1. He's amazing. Especially in season 3-ish when he cut his hair. I watched an episode last night where he was kinda dirty and sweaty and he was ... yum. I'm not sure if he was as yummy as you were in Bourne, but he's still pretty delicious looking.
Out of curiosity, was it hard paying 4 or 5 different roles on Xena? I personally think it would be, but you seemed to be having a good time so maybe it isn't. I really liked you as Caeser (Ceasar? How the fuck do you spell that anyway?). That little smirk you have. Scoring with Xena. You were hot!
I should probably start working now. Ever since the audit work's been so boring. I have nothing to channel all my energy into. Hmm ... do you think that if I lay off the Starbucks frappuccinos I'd be wound a little less tightly? It's something to think about. Anyway. I've been creating stupid little projects for myself ... for example: organizing our safe deposit box keys by size, figuring out how many more personal days everybody in our branch has left for the year, winning trips to Lake Tahoe. It's a tough life I lead. Oh, I'm also very proud of how well the branch is doing this quarter. Go, Team Kel!
I really should work.
Thanks for listening. (Or as I sometimes like to say, "Shanks for listening!")
Kel
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