1. all i can picture is that scene in arachnophobia when the girl is showering and the 'bad' spider dropped on her shampood head.

2. what if it was a radioactive spider? and it wanted to bite you to pass on its radioactivity so you can fight crime, kelly-justice style!

3. one positive? at least it wasn't one of the family of cockaroaches that live in your garage that was above you waiting to 'drop and attack'.

4. and you can never be accused of being prejudiced. boy spider, girl spider, jewish spider, it doesn't matter. one love, kelly.