On second thought, I think these are also my favorites:
DISLIKES: temperatures over 65 degrees, subdural hematomas, rules, people that chew open-mouthed, people who don’t consume caffeine in any form, stupid people who think they’re smart, mushy apples, alarm clocks, guilt, babies with pierced ears, canned pork and beans, the wet spot, swans, junkies, tailgaters, bunions, chicken-themed gifts, things involving tools and nails, paparazzi, waking up late, poor customer service, victimless crime, seeing dogs do their business, the sound of children crying, Old Navy commercials, terrorists, cauliflower, sweat pants in public, black licorice, people all up in my business, co-workers in general, psoriasis, people who are mean to animals, rock-star complexes, cucumbers, things that don't stay fixed after I fix them, people who come to my front door and ask if my parents are home, fake British accents, raisins, cleaning, cooking, most vegetables, movie trailers that tell you the whole story, laugh tracks, jock itch, people with emphesema, Hello Kitty merchandise, tequila hangovers, hastily planned golden showers, judges who can't take a joke, those damned radishes, tapeworms, mustard, blunt trauma, and The Man.
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DISLIKES: temperatures over 65 degrees, subdural hematomas, rules, people that chew open-mouthed, people who don’t consume caffeine in any form, stupid people who think they’re smart, mushy apples, alarm clocks, guilt, babies with pierced ears, canned pork and beans, the wet spot, swans, junkies, tailgaters, bunions, chicken-themed gifts, things involving tools and nails, paparazzi, waking up late, poor customer service, victimless crime, seeing dogs do their business, the sound of children crying, Old Navy commercials, terrorists, cauliflower, sweat pants in public, black licorice, people all up in my business, co-workers in general, psoriasis, people who are mean to animals, rock-star complexes, cucumbers, things that don't stay fixed after I fix them, people who come to my front door and ask if my parents are home, fake British accents, raisins, cleaning, cooking, most vegetables, movie trailers that tell you the whole story, laugh tracks, jock itch, people with emphesema, Hello Kitty merchandise, tequila hangovers, hastily planned golden showers, judges who can't take a joke, those damned radishes, tapeworms, mustard, blunt trauma, and The Man.
Okay, that really does it.