ext_184368 ([identity profile] ebarnon.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] soulswallo 2005-12-03 01:49 am (UTC)

i've been working on a new bio for myself. does this work?

Likes: Midnight strolls through the 'hood; humming Ramones songs as loud as humanly possible; tight underwear (my own); people named "Dick"; taunting the elderly; yelling "Get a job, hippies" at Grateful Dead/Phish/Widespread Panic concerts; dancing naked in my front window and waving at the kids walking to school; and puppies.

Dislikes: TGI Fridays; uppity people who act like they don't like being called "dirty shitlicker"; jock itch; people with emphesema; Hello Kitty merchandise; tequila hangovers; hastily planned golden showers; judges who can't take a joke; and those damned radishes.

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